Saturday, 5 November 2011

Deliberate Or Impulsive??

What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen in your life????
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For me, its a "Girl".
To be a man is a lot easy. But to be a woman its difficult.
Well I have been with many girls, "I am not involved any more though". But what I learned from the experience is that, 'they are not that bad as we guys think they are'.


What we don't like?


-Lies
-Arguments
-Money Minded
-Appreciation
-Nakhres


For all that I say they have reasons. Yes they do it for some reasons.


Lies- We man have been on the dominating side since the days of Adam and Eve. And the Woman on the yielding side. They fear from wat they have done. Even they know that they have made a mistake, as a human we do something what every one does. We lie. They will say the truth only if we treat them with Love. We both do the same thing but only Girls are targeted.


Arguments- Unnecessary arguments are made by the girls. But we must know it is their love that is talking and shouting at us not their ego. We are very tough outside and inside but they are not. So any pressure on them they try to take it out on someone closer.


Money Minded- Yes, they are money minded. And there is again a reason. We guys are the ones who are usually going to keep on earning till the end. And thus girls usually are completely dependent on us, so they are definitely going to choose the one who is having or is going to earn a lot of money.


Appreciation- Girls like to use mirror and standing in front of it for hours just to check if they are looking good or not. They work hard for it. And hence expect a bit of appreciation from us, as their fellow friends are always jealous of one another. That i dunno why.


Nakhres- Well they are born with it. It is one the quality given to the girls which attract men. We may find it irritating sometimes but we forget that it is the only reason why we fall in love with them.


So, the answer to question Deliberate or Impulsive... I wud say both.. But not in bad way. They just feel they need to do this.


Even you girls think us guys to be the most irritating thing God has ever created. But Girls please we are guys. We will always be as we are now. We don't change. But we are the only reason why you girls survive.  We support you,We fight for you, We care for you, We make you special, We be there for you in every difficult situations, We make your every moment count and most importantly WE LOVE YOU.


Smiles....

Sunday, 16 October 2011

I Can't Help It....

A message from my friend..... goes like this..
"I think i cant love anyother gal more den her.

I cant help it"
I know that I may be hurting some1 but still I have to do it in order to create awareness.
The above given situation usually happens with many boys and .... no only boys. So I have something to say about it.

We can't stop ourselves from being in love. So it is not the fault of Human(Especially Boys). Many say that you can not forget your First Love forever. Whoever says it, its Bullshit. One can never forget a Girlfriend/BF even if it is your 100th unless you carry out the following steps.......

1. This step is for those who are in a Relationship.... "BREAK UP"....
2. U must have missed your friends. GO GET 'EM.
3. DETACH yourself from your Gf/Bf by deleting phone number.
4. Flush your Girlfriend DOWN THE SEWAGE. Throw any gifts or memories u have from your Girlfriend in the most nasty Drain or Bin you have ever seen. Yah I know it is very hard, even I was not ready to give them away but just try loosing at least one of them, I am assuring you, you will enjoy every time you throw each memories.
5. Some memories are Right-Clicked and saved in our heart. MAKE NEW MEMORIES. You must be happy, you are single again. Search for another beast in the Wild Jungle.
6. STOP BEING FRIENDS with her/him or her friends/his friends. If your Gf/Bf is your childhood friend too, I have to say "Don't Breakup". It will be like the friends are going to loose their cool mom and dad.
7.I know many of you have remembered their fone numbers because every first thing is usually done through phone like,
     The first I LOVE YOU.
     The first GOOD NIGHT and MORNING.
     The first KISS.
     The first uh uh ...... okay I will go down to the end...
     The BREAKUP.
For them I would say don't delete their number just save them in the name of  "PUNCHNAMA". If you have more than one then punchnama 1, punchnama 2 and so on... Seriously it works. Every time you think about calling her/him, you will think the bad memories when you go to your contacts to search her/him.


I am sure it will help.. Now for those who just broke up, How in God's name could you spend so much money on someone else who is not even your Blood or Friend? And for those who are going to eventually i.e. all of them who are in relationship, "BREAK .......... UP"

Smiles..........

Saturday, 8 October 2011

Two for Victory and Two for Peace

Fact of life: A boy meets a Girl or a Girl meets a boy, somehow they fall in LOVE and then if not in a short duration but eventually they fall apart. A type of VICTORY in life.
What we do...
We cry, we try and try again then cry again and then what...... either we find a different partner or we wait for our f***ing FATE to decide (in some cases even railway tracks come handy, if u understand what i mean).
What we should do....
According to me, the reason why there are six seasons in a year is this. A boy meets a Girl or a Girl meets a boy, somehow they fall in LOVE and then exactly after two months they should break up.
Benefits- * No sleepless nights
* No excess of Cigarette or Alcohol .
* No special Yaadeins
* No Love Hangovers(I miss her, I miss her talks and all that stuff...)
*Opportunity for search of another partner
* And finally plenty of time for Family and Friends
Risks- NONE
And the breakup ends in a PEACE. So go for the Two month strategy and have an Awesome life..... Smiles



Life is a bed of Roses if one knows how to sleep......

Everyone is very worried about how their life is going & how can they make it better. But eventually, they end up at the wrong side of the tracks. I don't believe in bullshits like 'we are suffering because of the bad deeds we did in our previous birth'. I believe we suffer because of the wrong decisions we take during our journey(of Life). So never worry while taking your life's big decisions, just wait calm and say SADDA HAQ. Every thing will be fine.